by David March 08, 2004
by David March 25, 2004
Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
by David October 27, 2003
My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.
by David June 19, 2006
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
by David June 26, 2004
by david November 18, 2004
An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
by David November 08, 2003