david's definitions

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005

purplachi

purple + liberachi

Being of an extremely gay nature.

Greg is purplachi in nature

Greg, Richard Simmons

by David May 13, 2005

burninator

n.
1. one who set fire to things.

v., -nat·ed, -nat·ing, -nates.

v.tr.

To cause to burn.
To set fire to.
To subject to great heat, especially to make luminous by heat.
To arouse the passions of; excite: The insults ignited my anger.

by David May 21, 2003

pond

The world's second-largest ocean, separating the eastern Americas and western Europe and Africa, extending from the Artic in the North and the Antartic in the South.

"So James, how is it across the Pond?"

by David November 13, 2003

lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

by David March 6, 2004

fubar

Yes, it is commonly known as "fucked up beyond all repair" or "all recognition." But I believe it was originally coined in the military, which has a penchant for acronyms, as "fouled up beyond all repair." You don't have to say "fucked." You can just say "fouled."

I can't hit the target because this rifle is FUBAR, Sir!

by David October 14, 2003

potential

an underage girl/guy you would fuck, but are too ashamed to say because you'll feel like a pedo.

instead of "i'd fuck her", you say, "she's got potential"

by david March 17, 2004