stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 05, 2019

cushtyyy

Cushtyyy means Joshy and Joshy is a funny and clapped youtuber lmao!

Girl one: 'Who's that youtuber?'
Girl two: 'It's Cushtyyy!'

by davehascraves June 25, 2019

bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 22, 2022

babtise

are a 16 year old boys with very few friends and are extremely fucking annoying but people manage to get through it even though they feel like killing themselves.

i dont like my babtise child

by davehascraves May 09, 2018

schloopal

When someone is very noble.

Person 1:'Oh, that was very schloopal of you.'

by davehascraves September 20, 2022

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 05, 2019