dave's definitions

bazookas

Another term referring to a woman's breasts, particularly large breasts.

SOMEONE : "Hey if we go back to war we should bring bazookas next time."
ME : "*staring at some hot, big-breasted babes* Only if I could bring THOSE bazookas with me. ^-^ "

by Dave July 5, 2004

Great War

What the Russians call a World War. Understandably so, because World War I and World War II were full-scale, destructive conflicts that involved all of humanity.

"World War I was called The Great War, and World War II was called The Great Patriotic War."

by Dave December 30, 2004

the shocker

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

by dave July 18, 2003

Da Silva

Describing someone who wears black all of the time. They tend to have long unkempt hair.

They often tend to be dirty, so that if you were to run your finger along their skin you would be left with a stain on your finger.

Dave: Is he going to a funeral?

Chris: Naw, its just a Da Silva

by Dave May 5, 2005

arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

by dave April 25, 2005

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

by Dave January 31, 2004

hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

by Dave March 31, 2005