cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.

After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.

by Dave December 16, 2004

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.

"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."

by Dave November 10, 2003

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 04, 2004

perephinelia

Miscellaneous goods relating to something.

"Correct me if I spelt this wrong."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004