dave's definitions

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

california steamboat

guy sucks a girls dick

i gave your mom a california steamboat

by dave December 15, 2003

obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.

C'mon man open the obert im starving!

by Dave March 2, 2004

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

verb

A word indicating an action or doing things.

Such verbs include:
*kill
*eat
*ride
*play
*jump
*type
*order
*buy
*collect
*exercise
*ram
.....among MANY others.

In this day and age, anything can be a verb.

"Verb...it's whatcha do!"
-that commercial

by Dave April 4, 2004

politics

A system that pretty much runs the world. Politics are the ways of politicians, and politics involve a LOT of things in the world, dealing with government especially.

"Politics make no sense."
-a smart person

"In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

tits

*A type of mouse (called a titmouse).
*Breasts.

*What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it! O,o

"Man she gots some huge tits man."

by Dave January 14, 2004