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Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.
Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."
Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."
Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
Get the notch mug."What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."
by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006
Get the Compton hole punch mug."Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.
"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the wankish mug.A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
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"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the tweak mug.The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.
Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.
by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003
Get the pulling pigtails mug.A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.
"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006
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