danielle's definitions

pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.

Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.

by Danielle January 5, 2005

red sox

A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000

Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004

Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!

Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!

by Danielle January 5, 2005

MEETSPOT

siTE WHERE PEOPLE CHAT ND ITS ALSO SAME AS WHIMIT ON FOR EVERYONE

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by dANIELLE January 16, 2005

Big Red

light skinned, black female. Usually full-figured.

Big red sure is fine.

by Danielle January 16, 2005

bounced burger

a skanky hoe who can't get none and "bounces," from man to man, but is always bounced back b\c her ass is very, "burgerish,"

"I told that girl to get back. She was nothing but a bounced burger."

by Danielle January 24, 2005

Reen

Reen is the term used to describe any boy with a birdlike appearance. Qualities seen most often with these are large heads, fluffy hair, various nicknames such as "Reenis the penis" "Bird" "Furby" "Devil Boy", a large mole, and much tormentation from classmates.

Move out of the way Reen, I can't see anything with your birdlike head in the way.

by Danielle February 6, 2005

Pull Tail

Pull: attracting a person in order to sleep with them.
Tail: a female that is looked upon as a sex object, a hot peice of ass.

To pull tail; the act of attracting many many partners to sleep with you because you have game.

"My Uncle was really rich and he used to pull tail."

"When my boyfriend was single he was so hot that he always pulled tail."

"Dude, you slept with so-and-so AND so-and-so? You really pull tail!"

by Danielle February 7, 2005