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george bush

An idiotic, homophobic U.S.A Ape-like President that shoots everything that moves.

See also, dumbass.
If Geroge Bush stays in office, our next war will be in the Courtroom suing Rold Gold Pretzels.
by Dani July 18, 2004
mugGet the george bushmug.

Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away
by Dani November 25, 2004
mugGet the Bottle Blondemug.

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.
Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!
by Dani May 13, 2005
mugGet the hot blendersmug.

freddy kruger

A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
by Dani August 1, 2004
mugGet the freddy krugermug.

roak

v. (1970's, US Black) to beat savagely about the head. (abbr. croak)
Jon decided to raok Bob for stealing cupcake, though it simply made him look barbaric.
by dani October 19, 2004
mugGet the roakmug.

figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
by Dani May 23, 2003
mugGet the figmentmug.

brown turtle

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.
by dani January 15, 2005
mugGet the brown turtlemug.

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