tablit

The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal

Marcelo: I'm having the darndest time removing the sticker from my apple. I'm just going to eat it--sticker and all!

Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.

by Dan Theman March 27, 2009

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan September 25, 2007

ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.

When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.

by Dan Theman June 16, 2009

driedfecta

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

by dan theman September 11, 2008