dan dan's definitions

brooklyn bean barito

Take a dump on a girls chest and then titty "F" her.

Tim: yo i kicked the brooklyn bean barito on Abby last night!

by Dan Dan July 7, 2006

freewank

To masturbate from memory rather than using any stimuli such as internet, film or magazines.

Its looks like I am going to have to have a freewank because my internet is down.

by dan dan April 26, 2014

fellatiouch!

When the giver of fellatio employs a technique thats brings discomfort to the receiver.

O my god! When Jane was giving me a blowie last night it hurt like hell. Fellatiouch!!!

by dan dan June 7, 2014