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by dan January 5, 2004
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Get the creation mug.Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one
by Dan July 25, 2004
Get the pearl diving mug.Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
by Dan April 5, 2004
Get the Upperdecking mug.One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.
by Dan March 18, 2004
Get the Ides of March mug.Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.
That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.
by dan April 13, 2004
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