dan's definitions

du du

A phrase derived from the game 'The Sims 1/2' which is one word from 'Simlish'. In the real word it can mean a number of things. saying it with differnt tone/volume emphasisises its meaning. 'du du' is different from 'DU DU!!!!'. it can mean:

'Get in my son!', 'She is fit', 'Im dissapointed', 'Hello my friend', 'im amazed' or when rendered lifeless after sex. Is used excessively by a f00l named Dale Pearson who must say it every other word. Plans are being being made to kill him...du du.

Friend 1: Du Du daniel!!
Friend 2: hello my friend DU DU!!!
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Perv 1: She is DU DU DA FIT!!!

Perv 2: DU DU!! you are correct my friend

by Dan January 12, 2005

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

chiliwilli

Taken from definition of Chilidog and wet willi combined. When you stick your finger in your ass and then stick it in someone elses ear.

Dick gave Jane a chiliwilli.

by Dan January 10, 2004

analize

an action of shoving things in their ass that dont go their.

Njegos likes to analize with other guys dicks

by Dan April 25, 2005

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

by dan December 2, 2003

zippo

best lighters ever made

my zippo is settin right here

by Dan May 13, 2005

Drain You

A great song by a band called Nirvana who produced many good songs. Song is about being drained into love.

It is now my duty to completely drain you.

by Dan May 20, 2004