road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 01, 2003
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Mintman

A small sweaty nerd who lives in england, who spends most of his free time at the computer and has never been laid
Stop being a Mintman and get a life
by Dan September 27, 2003
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Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.
This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun
by Dan January 09, 2005
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jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.
We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.
by Dan July 24, 2003
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Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.
I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.
by Dan August 12, 2003
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Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.
"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"
by Dan June 28, 2004
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assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.
That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.
by Dan September 23, 2003
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