Definitions by damon rosco

Penile Plasticia 

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

Penile Plasticia by damon rosco January 22, 2014

MUFFS

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.

"OMG Im so ill and tired and blah blah blah...."

"MUFFS you twat!!!"

MUFFS by damon rosco December 22, 2010

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009