daVE's definitions

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 2, 2003

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.

yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .

by dave December 12, 2003

switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 6, 2004

mullethead

person who is known for their mullet

canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back

by dave January 18, 2005

kinfolk

another word for your relatives/extended family.

by dave October 17, 2003

Bangkok

man who walks through airport turnside sideways is going to bangkok

see trip to thailand

by dave August 13, 2003