daVE's definitions

limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects

Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on

by Dave December 23, 2003

go-code

An order issued, often between armed personnel, which basically means "go!".

"Ok I'm gonna give the go-code."
-a military general about to give his boys the ok to proceed onto an objective

by Dave March 31, 2004

cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!

by Dave June 20, 2004

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004