daVE's definitions

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

kunoichi

koo-noy-chee

Female ninja.

"Kunoichi are one of my fetishes. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005

New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.

"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"

by Dave May 19, 2004

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005

dillhole

The reference to the phallic shape of a Dill Pickle and the hole at the end of a phallus.

your a Dillhole

by Dave April 30, 2003

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 27, 2003

Aubry

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

by Dave November 23, 2004