shagalot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot
by Dave July 08, 2003
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chavs

a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.
chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"
by Dave February 17, 2004
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faxe

Haggard strong 10% beer from Denmark available in 500ml or 1L cans. Costs about $5.80 at the beer store and for a high-in alcohol beer its not that bad compared to others. Gets you seriously fucked.
Dude, you got faxed.
by Dave April 03, 2005
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schnap

"That kid's a schnap."
by Dave March 02, 2004
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ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.
- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight
by Dave March 02, 2004
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shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.
Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.
by Dave March 05, 2004
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shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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