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baggins

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"
by Dave March 6, 2004
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Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.
"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me
by Dave January 7, 2005
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Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.
"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
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hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.
"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'
by Dave December 21, 2003
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Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government
The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff
by dave November 26, 2003
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Futurama

Pretty much one of the best cartoon television series marketed to an older audience in existence. Created by David X. Cohen and Matt Groening (also the creator of The Simpsons), Futurama is a sci-fi themed comedy about Fry, a lovable, average-Joe and simpleton from the 20th century, being frozen for 1000 years and waking up in a 30th century version of New York, called New New York.

Under strange circumstances he befriends Leela, a one-eyed mutant woman who is stuck-up and opinionated but knows how to kick the living crap out of nearly anyone, and Bender, a sassy, street-wise, trash talking, chain-smoking robot who runs on alcohol. Together, they deliver packages throughout the universe for Planet Express, a delivery company run by Hubert Farnsworth, Fry's only relative in the 30th century, and an elderly, eccentric professor.

The show has tons of laughs, awesome characters, great plots with a surprising amount of continuity for a show of its type. The art and voice talent are also great. The show's characters and setting allows for endless plot opportunities. Its science-fiction but you don't really have to be a fan of the genre to enjoy it.

The show had a decent run, from 1999 to 2003, but most fans can agree that this is not long enough. The show was canceled by Fox, but reruns can be seen on The Cartoon Network in the US and Teletoon in Canada. Fortunately, in a similar fashion to Family Guy, its DVD sales popularity has resurrected the series; Cartoon Network has picked it up and we can look forward to seeing new episodes hopefully in early-to-mid 2008.
PersonA: "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

PersonB: One of Zapp Brannigan's best lines! Man I love Futurama.
by Dave April 28, 2007
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