daVE's definitions

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.

"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.

"I want to go down on your sister."

by Dave October 24, 2004

Vincinated

The term used to describe your mental state after drinking with the Vincinator. There are varying degrees of Vincination, from serious alcohol poisoning (CAT 1) to waking up in Devon, on a Thursday, with a sore arse (CAT 5)!

I went for a quiet drink with Vinny, just woke up three days later, I have been Vincinated.

by Dave September 19, 2004

zero tolerance

A common phrase referring all lack of being able to tolerate something. Often a policy referring to various rules to increase strictness and banish all regard for anything against the zero tolerance policy.

"Schools have a zero tolerance policy to guns, understandably, but even leather trenchcoats, pieces of a weapon, chains, certain 'threatening' perephinelia, and all sorts of other things. Pretty soon, there will be a zero tolerance policy for CLOTHES."
-me

by Dave September 23, 2004

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003