Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

by Dan May 06, 2004

Obtrompery

A complete fool

You Obtrompery

by dan April 28, 2003

freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

by dan September 15, 2003

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

sacred sluts

being a slut who attends a catholic school, especially if the school is Scared Heart

DAMN! those sacred sluts are FINE!

by Dan February 27, 2005