nascar

National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down.

People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.

"You going to the Daytona 500 Feburary 20th 2005?"
"Damn right I am"

by Dan February 14, 2005

Taco Bell

a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.

try the steak grilled stuft burrito.

by Dan January 18, 2005

WeeZill

A very small Zill see zill

I got bit by a WeeZill!

by Dan January 19, 2004

fun

Codename for marijuna. Named because everytime one partakes in this, they have fun.

Hey man, do you have any fun?

by Dan July 07, 2003

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003