daN's definitions

firecrotch

someone who doesnt know how to spell needledick

needle dick, not nidledick

by Dan May 24, 2003

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by Dan May 31, 2004

DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.

"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."

by Dan September 28, 2004

pizza'd

Ordering an unrequested pizza to someone's house or apartment, to their complete surprise. Generally followed by them coming online and cussing out whoever did it (if they know).

John totally got pizza'd, I hope he likes the smell of fresh pepperoni at 2am!

by Dan January 19, 2009

bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.

"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."

by Dan June 28, 2004

SUNY New Paltz

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.

the town here seems to be two years behind everything.

by dan October 26, 2004

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004