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johnny is a fat white boy from iowa so therefore he beats his junk to ayumi hamasaki's uber cute petite japanese body
by Da Wizard Of OZ January 25, 2011
Get the Ayumi Hamasakimug. Where the North begins. A great state, a wonderland full of fields and rivers and crabs. Bordered by Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia, this great state is home to D.C. suburbs, Baltimore aka Da Charm City, and The Chesapeake Bay (da Chest-Peak, eh?). The accent spoken in this state is the same Canadian sounding accent that's spoken in Wisconsin, but that can't be said for the state south of it (Virginia). It's a microcosm of America, and it's next to both Our Nation's Capital and the Ohio-meets-Fughettaboutit state of Pennsylvania. A great state to live in or visit.
Maryland: The Best Place On Earth
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 19, 2009
Get the Marylandmug. South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees
North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots
North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009
Get the South Carolinamug. To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.
An example of Ring Rong Bitch:
You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"
You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"
by Da Wizard Of OZ October 27, 2009
Get the ring rong bitchmug. The operating system designed by Bill Cosby and released in late 2008. This operating system is Unix based and it is distributed by CosbySoft. Bill Cosby has been a computer programmer ever since he started to eat Jell-o pudding.
CosbyOS is a great operating system, it's faster and more stable than Windows and Linux and you can play lots of cool games on it like SimTaco. The only thing that sucks about CosbyOS is that you have to make Bill Cosby Jell-o pudding every 5 minutes when you use it.
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 3, 2009
Get the CosbyOSmug. The Blue colored bar that contains six definitions with pictures that lies underneath the regular definitions. If you type a definition in with evil intent, a Middle Eastern country will pop up. If you type a definition in with a badass yet curious way, "Arnold Schwarznegger will pop up.
Nobody knows why the Blue bar exists on UrbanDictionary.com. It is thought that some dude named Chris invented the Blue Bar sometime in 2004 at the University of Arizona as a present for the UD boss himself, Scott Peckham. I can't wait until somebody hacks it and puts new pictures and definitions into it *sigh*
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009
Get the blue barmug. A state located in the Southern U.S.A. Best known for it's tall pine trees, Atlanta (DUH!), vast cotton fields, and friendly laid-back southern people. The State revolves around Atlanta, it being both the largest city of the South and the Capital of Georgia. Atlanta is a huge, sprawling city that's full of ghetto black Hip-Hop types, southern white people, and "alternative" white people as well. Atlanta is the home of Lil Jon, Coca-Cola, UPS, among others. Atlanta has the second tallest building in the U.S., the Bank of America Plaza building.
Beyond the City of Atlanta is nothing but tall pine trees and huge cotton fields and laid-back southern people and/or stupid southern rednecks.
Beyond the City of Atlanta is nothing but tall pine trees and huge cotton fields and laid-back southern people and/or stupid southern rednecks.
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009
Get the Georgiamug.