da wizard of oz's definitions

mike tyson sandwich

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

north carolina

Redneckland, U.S.A.

People in North Carolina are so southern and redneck they make people in Virginia look like Canadians, no fucking joke

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

Derby Line

A small town in Vermont on the U.S.-Canada border. This small New England hamlet is full of French Canadians due to it being right next to Quebec. There are also lots of weed smoking skater punks and hippies here too. People here speak with a thick Canadian accent, although it's not French Canadian, just regular Canadian for some reason.

<Person From Derby Line> Did ya know dat we're only a half mile from Quebec der, EH?
<Person From Quebec> Pourquoi es stupide Vermont a cote de notre belle terre de Quebec?!?
<Person From Derby Line> Ya know, I don't GAHT oohny idear what ya just said, but alright *walks 10 feet north to get to Canada*

by Da Wizard Of OZ July 2, 2009

Ayumi Hamasaki

what fat nerdy white boys from iowa like to whack off to (hehe)

johnny is a fat white boy from iowa so therefore he beats his junk to ayumi hamasaki's uber cute petite japanese body

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 25, 2011

CosbyOS

The operating system designed by Bill Cosby and released in late 2008. This operating system is Unix based and it is distributed by CosbySoft. Bill Cosby has been a computer programmer ever since he started to eat Jell-o pudding.

CosbyOS is a great operating system, it's faster and more stable than Windows and Linux and you can play lots of cool games on it like SimTaco. The only thing that sucks about CosbyOS is that you have to make Bill Cosby Jell-o pudding every 5 minutes when you use it.

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 3, 2009

blue bar

The Blue colored bar that contains six definitions with pictures that lies underneath the regular definitions. If you type a definition in with evil intent, a Middle Eastern country will pop up. If you type a definition in with a badass yet curious way, "Arnold Schwarznegger will pop up.

Nobody knows why the Blue bar exists on UrbanDictionary.com. It is thought that some dude named Chris invented the Blue Bar sometime in 2004 at the University of Arizona as a present for the UD boss himself, Scott Peckham. I can't wait until somebody hacks it and puts new pictures and definitions into it *sigh*

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

ring rong bitch

To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.

An example of Ring Rong Bitch:

You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard Of OZ October 27, 2009