da wizard of oz's definitions

Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. D.C. is known for it's government buildings and rich parts in Northwest, DA HOOD in Southeast (especially in Anacostia and Washington Highlands), the middle class yet quasi-hood of Northeast and Southwest, and the Potomac River which is a great place to take a bath in. Despite what some people may say, D.C. is *NOT* the south, culturally speaking D.C. is about as southern as Wisconsin. People in D.C. have a Canadian sounding accent like they do in Wisconsin too. To the north of D.C. is Maryland aka Crabland and south of D.C. is good ole Virginny, aka no-mans land.

Anyone who thinks that Washington, DC is the south is an idiot. Culturally speaking D.C. is far more like Canada than the south. The accent spoken in D.C. is the same accent that's spoken in Wisconsin. Our Nation's Capital may be under the Mason-Dixon line, but hey, that line was drawn back IN THE 1700's, so it's outdated. But go one hour south of D.C. and you will be in the south, believe you me.

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 5, 2009

South Carolina

North Carolina's Mexico, the better of the Carolinas

South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees

North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009

whatcha goos doin dere eh

Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.

An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"

*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*

Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"

*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*

Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

CosbyOS

The operating system designed by Bill Cosby and released in late 2008. This operating system is Unix based and it is distributed by CosbySoft. Bill Cosby has been a computer programmer ever since he started to eat Jell-o pudding.

CosbyOS is a great operating system, it's faster and more stable than Windows and Linux and you can play lots of cool games on it like SimTaco. The only thing that sucks about CosbyOS is that you have to make Bill Cosby Jell-o pudding every 5 minutes when you use it.

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 3, 2009

ring rong bitch

To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.

An example of Ring Rong Bitch:

You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard Of OZ October 27, 2009

Georgia

A state located in the Southern U.S.A. Best known for it's tall pine trees, Atlanta (DUH!), vast cotton fields, and friendly laid-back southern people. The State revolves around Atlanta, it being both the largest city of the South and the Capital of Georgia. Atlanta is a huge, sprawling city that's full of ghetto black Hip-Hop types, southern white people, and "alternative" white people as well. Atlanta is the home of Lil Jon, Coca-Cola, UPS, among others. Atlanta has the second tallest building in the U.S., the Bank of America Plaza building.
Beyond the City of Atlanta is nothing but tall pine trees and huge cotton fields and laid-back southern people and/or stupid southern rednecks.

Georgia: The Heart of the South

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009