da vin chee's definitions

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Pop pop diggy diggy

The sound a car emits when it has engine troubles or when it's just a piece of junk.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Drink police

A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.

Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"

by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010