Definitions by da original playa
northern ireland
a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).
"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?.
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
northern ireland by da original playa June 11, 2006
derry
fondly called the "maiden city" its the north of irelands second city. the people are nice enough, well the ones that matter anyway. some nasty people live there as well see the apprentice boys. its got a good gaelic football side.being from derry is the closest thing to being a culchie without leaving the city.
derry by da original playa June 11, 2006
apprentice boy
a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.
the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.
apprentice boy by da original playa June 11, 2006
william shatner
the best thing to come out of canada since, erm ahh ahem well anyway something for canadalavians to be proud of. still an actor watched more times by more people than tom cruise or arnie simply because of start trek which still rocks after 40 years.
william shatner got picked to sing the national anthem over celine dion.
oh can--a--da our home and native la-haha-and
oh can--a--da our home and native la-haha-and
william shatner by da original playa June 11, 2006
tree hugger
a person with absolutley no academic qualifications who protest about roads and shit(they didnt get there by teleportation)not true environmentalists like dr david bellamy or david attenbrough who choose to inform not dig up the corpse of somebodys mother as a protest because they own a gerbil or hamspster farm. typically a middle class college drop out who cant fathom that meat is not murder it is food, and they want to get off with some stinkin weirdo who pass rags off as invironmentally and socio/economic fair trade fashionable clothes made from hessian sack.
tree hugger by da original playa June 11, 2006
segregation
a beautiful thing. it comes in 2 forms wrongful as in african aparteid and the american segregation which was blatant discrimination. and the rightful as in the north of ireland 2 peoples not living side by side not because of political or racial agression or influence its because we hate them as much as they hate us, its just a pity there is no massive walls to keep them away from us.
segregation by da original playa June 11, 2006
wales
boyo its fackin borin ere like, true ewan lets get out of wales lets go to llwachaheckawellangogogoch habour and get a boat to canada where its more intresting like.im tired of being the only gay in the village. yah im an actress im catherine zeta jones and im a good welsh girl from the valleys and not prissy at all, please no flash photography and no autographs.
wales by da original playa June 11, 2006