egotistical transcript of one mans stuggle against the oppression of himself. written by mr adolph hitler AKA da' furher its a rambling of nonsensical pseduo political bullshit wherein mr hitler tries to pass blame on why nobody wants to play football with him.
by da original playa May 28, 2006
"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.
by da original playa May 28, 2006
boyo its fackin borin ere like, true ewan lets get out of wales lets go to llwachaheckawellangogogoch habour and get a boat to canada where its more intresting like.im tired of being the only gay in the village. yah im an actress im catherine zeta jones and im a good welsh girl from the valleys and not prissy at all, please no flash photography and no autographs.
by da original playa June 02, 2006
a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).
"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?.
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
by da original playa June 02, 2006
a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.
the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.
by da original playa June 02, 2006
a bunch of lame ass dick wads who think dressing in torn clothes is trendy. strated out as anti-establishment but now a name for various modern rock bands who make shit loads of money and drive big cars.
see that punk?. which one the preppy punk, the skater punk,the gay punk,oh rite that punk the one sniffing the glue. that is so 1970's
by da original playa June 02, 2006
fondly called the "maiden city" its the north of irelands second city. the people are nice enough, well the ones that matter anyway. some nasty people live there as well see the apprentice boys. its got a good gaelic football side.being from derry is the closest thing to being a culchie without leaving the city.
by da original playa June 02, 2006