Definitions by da origanal playa
joy rider
the name given to someone from britain or ireland usually from major cities who engage in stealing cars and taking them for a spin before setting the cars alight. usually a joy rider can be best described as a male youth in his teens to early 20's unemployed dressed in tracksuits and illiterate. maybe from a broken home but are parasitical by nature. see also death driver
joy rider by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
brit
a derogatory term for a scot or welsh person. usually used by english people to describe themselves or when talking about scotland and wales. a bastard race born out of saxon/german/frankish/anglo and roman inter breeding not to confused with the celtic or gaelic race. a native of the island of britain. absolutley nothing to do with ireland.
brit by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
mick
derogatory term used by the english to describe the an irish catholic. totally offensive in any use and never to be used by a non irish in fun or jest. also used by protestants in the north of ireland to describe catholics
that fuckin mick drank all me beer, shagged my wife and then ran off with me prize pig under his arm whistling a merry tune.
mick by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
millie
a dumb uneducated female version of a belfast hood. normal habitat is any street corner where they get fucked for a cigarette by said hood. mainly found nowdays in belfast and derry. they come in two species "prod and taig" prods have a rangers top trackie bottoms and cheap bling, taigs celtic tops but similar attire. when observed they are known to use excessive foul language drink wkd and give hand jobs to stinkin hood car thieves who will no doubt impregnate the dumb slags soon enough and the tax payers will end up footing the bill for another useless bunch of fucks. the kindest thing to do to a millie is sterilize it before it spreads its unwanted bastards into the genetic pool. see also death driver,hood, joy rider
millie by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
gangsta rap
a form of rap made famous by former gang members and convicted felons. lyrics involve raping white bitches slappin nigga hoes, drinkin ma juice? shooting rival gang members and rival record c.e.o. selling crack and playin hoops. terminology involves bitches(women) nigga(a friend) crib(house)ride(car)deala(corporate affairs manager) the average gangsta rapper makes so much money from one single they could buy a small country. all videos must have by law at least 80 women at a slo-mo party the main gangsta must be seated in a white vest with a gold tipped walking stick drinking champange and holding keys to a fleet of mercedes cars. but genuine gangsta rap should not be confused with trash rap such as eminem who is as street as an emo with a library book. a good cheap way for white wanabees to emulate such stars as eminem and 50 cent on the cheap, is to put a sticking plaster on their face wear nba gear break your ankle so you have a nice limp and stick spinach between your teeth which you can suck on for that genuine teeth suckie noise.
gangsta rap by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
irish
irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.
hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!
irish by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
death driver
A car thief from west belfast in ireland who engage in stealing hard working folks cars drive them at breakneck speed without a license then gather in large numbers mug and rape old women all act and dress the same act like wee hard men also prone to break and enter into neighbours houses and deal drugs to kids. the usual punishment for this heinous act was to be kneecapped. when captured the death driver is known to turn on his fellow car thieves and sell information to the police on local community justice members(provisionals) before being released back into the wild to steal another car which could result in a child being knocked down and killed.
death driver by da origanal playa May 24, 2006