slang from the occupied 6 counties of the north of ireland. a tout is a grass a stool pigeon, one who sells out their neighbours for 10 quid.justice for a tout is swift.
holy fuck liam how long did the tout last?
ach 10 minutes, sure it was easy once i stuck the plastic bag over his head and held him under the water.
ach 10 minutes, sure it was easy once i stuck the plastic bag over his head and held him under the water.
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
slang for someone named campbell as in campbells soup. also term used for catholics in ireland who in 1845-50 changed religion after being offered soup by the protestants during the irish halocaust to save themselves from starving along with the rest of their irish neighbours. usually identifiable as an irish protestant with an irish surname.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
inoffensive term used by protestants in the north of ireland to try and annoy the rightful inhabitants of the whole of ireland. comes from the fianna in irish mythology and then was hijacked by irish immigrants in the states to form the fenian brotherhood who fought for irish freedom by sitting in bars in new york and lamented about ould ireland who then went on to ram their country of origin down everybodys throat by having st patricks day marches and thanks to them 90 percent of americans lay claim to irish descent on one day of the year when it suits them.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
salt of the earth irish people who live in the rural areas of ireland. donegal being the best of a good bunch. not to be used to describe a northern prod farmer who are paisleyite bible thumpin catholic haters and are so backward they still duck witches.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
a dumb uneducated female version of a belfast hood. normal habitat is any street corner where they get fucked for a cigarette by said hood. mainly found nowdays in belfast and derry. they come in two species "prod and taig" prods have a rangers top trackie bottoms and cheap bling, taigs celtic tops but similar attire. when observed they are known to use excessive foul language drink wkd and give hand jobs to stinkin hood car thieves who will no doubt impregnate the dumb slags soon enough and the tax payers will end up footing the bill for another useless bunch of fucks. the kindest thing to do to a millie is sterilize it before it spreads its unwanted bastards into the genetic pool. see also death driver,hood, joy rider
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.
see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
a country in the southern hemisphere thats built on the slaughter of the original inhabitants and prides itself on that fact. they worship a foreign monarch in england and use dollars as currency so a bit like canada, but 20 times more boring with twice as many assholes. the women are all skinny with big teeth and the blokes all have skin cancer. it has a thriving television industry with "neighbours" and "home and away" being two of their biggest exports enjoyed by many an old folk and prison inmate.they claim to be good drinkers, but basing your drinking standards by the english isn't a good yard stick. sportswise they have a good rugby team and a swimmer with big feet but they stink at football.and the worlds most famous "good aussie bloke" russel crowe is in fact a kiwi
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006