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sports guy

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!
by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004
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softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner
by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003
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hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!
by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003
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trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004
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clubbing

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!
by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003
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Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs
Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!
by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003
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Stroke the Salami

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003
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