wingman

Your best friend in the world and the guy you always go to the bars with

Buy your wingman a beer for "distracting" (wink, wink) the cock blocking grenade for you

by Da Nastee One May 07, 2004

she-beast

a fat, ugly, foul-smelling wench who makes it a point to mooch of her hot chick friends

I wouldn't fuck that she-beast with a stolen dick!

by Da Nastee One May 07, 2004

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 07, 2004

j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

prison bitch

a convict who is used for sex by his/her butch

the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive

sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers

"We is cell mates and being cell mates is like being marries. What do you wanna be -- the husband or the wife?"

"The husband ..."

"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"

by Da Nastee One December 07, 2006

wolverine

a big weasel with sharp claws and a bad attitude

by Da Nastee One September 25, 2003

lizzie mcguire

a really hot, underage girl; most men would hook up with a lizzie mcguire if they knew they can get away with it

GUY 1: Damn! Check out that raven-haired hotty with the bodonkadonk booty!

GUY 2: Back off, dude. That lizzie mcguire is only 14.

by Da Nastee One June 12, 2003