da man's definitions

KingPin

spam; flame; a movie

by Da Man January 16, 2003

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

divortex

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

by Da Man July 16, 2004

kiff

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

by Da Man December 10, 2003

Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 26, 2003

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004