da man's definitions

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

grilthy

a grimey nig nig aka dirt bag with no morals wut so ever

yo son...you are a grilthy bitch!!!

by da man June 18, 2003

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

ir_pegg

Somebody whos owns everyone who posted above and is also very eleet at wc3 and tfc. And newbies like josh and centaur and blue idolise this great man

man ir_pegg is soooo my idol

Pegg owns me :(

Wish i was as cool as pegg

by Da man September 1, 2004

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004