da man's definitions

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

RealChosen1

admin of WM; person who doesn't care; man who drinks to much; women who is hairy; see TheHeadliner

by Da Man January 16, 2003

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004

stovepiping

Taking it in the ass

George Dubya enjoys the odd stovepiping

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004