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by da booze man September 4, 2006

300 is a racist movie with absolutely no historical basis, it is widely believed that the Spartans won the battle of thermopylae, but in reality, all they did was hold off the Persians for less than 3 days before every single one was killed. the Persians in the movie are played by black men, but in reality, Persians are whiter than Greeks.
the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.
casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000
the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.
casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000
as you can see, the Persians owned the Greeks at thermopylae, but the idiot Hollywood directors once again make the Persians look like animals.
300 sucked, don't go see it.
300 sucked, don't go see it.
by da booze man January 29, 2007

by da booze man April 22, 2007

michael moore is obese
by da booze man August 13, 2006

flavored white rum from bacardi. its really good, you can mix it with water and it would taste better than beer. but you dont have to mix it, it has a great after taste and it doesn't burn your throat when it goes down.
by da booze man August 21, 2006
