Definitions by da Man

turkey shoot 

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

turkey shoot by Da Man July 16, 2004

Grand Pappy Smash 

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

Grand Pappy Smash by Da Man July 16, 2004

divortex 

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

divortex by Da Man July 16, 2004

esplanade 

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

esplanade by Da Man July 16, 2004

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

Beerelevant by Da Man July 16, 2004

antlers 

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

antlers by Da Man July 16, 2004

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

stuffucking by Da Man July 16, 2004