Urban Dictionary: Definitions by da Man

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

esplanade by Da Man July 16, 2004

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

Beerelevant by Da Man July 16, 2004

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

stuffucking by Da Man July 16, 2004

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

antlers by Da Man July 16, 2004

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

twisties by Da Man July 16, 2004