TheHeadliner

ass-kisser; spams alot; smells bad; see pig; see monkey; see Edler

by Da Man January 17, 2003

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 31, 2003

Lachlan Stennett

An awesome guy who is a bit of a nerd who loves reading and talking with his friends and who would be a great asset in the zombie apocalypse!

Lachlan Stennett is amazing

by DA man December 06, 2013

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

esplanade

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004