fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004

cong

A derogatory term used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese person.

(Derived from the term 'Viet-Cong', a term ued to describe Communist North Vietnam)

See Also: Gook

The cong jumped out from the tree and knocked me out... next thing I knew I was in the trunk of a suped up car.

by Da Man April 14, 2003

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

turkey shoot

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

chinese bananas

something to gross not able to be repeated; see silence

by Da Man January 16, 2003