Urban Dictionary: Definitions by da Man

TheHeadliner

ass-kisser; spams alot; smells bad; see pig; see monkey; see Edler

by Da Man January 16, 2003

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

admin of WM; person who doesn't care; man who drinks to much; women who is hairy; see TheHeadliner

by Da Man January 16, 2003

a grimey nig nig aka dirt bag with no morals wut so ever

by da man June 18, 2003

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

by Da Man July 16, 2004