uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dillinger Four

Possibly the greatest thing ever to come out of minnisota (but being from the UK i wouldn't know). Fucking kick Ass punk rock band some of the best song titles ever and the best lyrics of the past 10 years.

sellthehousesellthekidssellthecarmoveonfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Doublewhiskeycokenoice Honey, I shit the hot tub.

by duke October 12, 2004

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Duketastrafy

A horrible event.

That's a DUKETASTRAFY!

by Duke September 24, 2003

masturbaceous

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Skacore

A 'buzz' word for a new(ish) mutation of ska, punk, hardcore, ragge, hip-hop and metal. Almost all Skacore bands come from Britain and include bands such as Capdown, Lightyear, Martin and Sonic Boom Six.

Im board of reel big fish, i want something with more balls. Here have my Martin CD.

by duke October 12, 2004

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003