pull the goalie

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

by DD January 11, 2004

reb

keeper of sheds

If you need a shed you had better see reb

by DD October 14, 2003

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 10, 2003

what's your poison

What do you want to drink.

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"

by DD March 29, 2004

shoap

To wash a female sheep with soap.

Since I was a young boy, it has always been my Sunday morning pleasure to shoap.

by dd December 21, 2004

big up yourself

Expression of appreciation of another one's achievement; well done!

Big up yourself for fixing that bug in time.

by dd October 20, 2003