dAVE's definitions

Shippo

A character from Inuyasha. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.

"I found out that my definition of Shippo was removed! YOU BASTARDS!! You people really hate freedom of speech these days. What? Do you not like me ripping into Wapanese people & emo-kids? First my definition of Michael Moore is removed, then Iraqi children, and now this one! You cocksuckers should just get over the fact that there ARE people sharper than you, and should be free to express their opinions! You people have no respect for people who work hard on things! These were what this nation was founded on, and now it's fuckwads like you who are trying to fuck society up with your little over-emotional bullshit, not to mention control EVERYTHING everyone says! Go fuck yourselves!"
-me ^_^

by Dave October 19, 2004

japper

the japs-eye,the eye of the snake.

got my dick pierced,right through the japper

by dave May 20, 2003

Welfare

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

latina

Female of latin origin (mostly spanish), as opposed to latino (male latin). On a sidenote, latinas are very hot'n'sexy. ^-^

"There's all kinds of beautiful women out there, but latinas have hot characteristics of their own which could make them the hottest hotties out there. ^.^ but that's still under debate......for me anyway."
-me

by Dave January 29, 2004

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

by Dave April 16, 2004