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Melbourne

The best City in Australia. Voted the 2nd most livible city in the world. Has the best tap water in Australia. Where the Formula 1 is every year aswell as the Australia Tennis Open.

Located in the south of Australia in the state of Victoria.
Has a population of about 3,500,000.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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Wrestlecrap

The year 2000 version of WCW
The year 2000 version of WCW was wrestlecrap.
by Dave December 11, 2003
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Minger

Means ass-ugly female. Used in UK mostly.
She is much a minger, innit
by Dave May 13, 2005
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shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me
by Dave April 1, 2004
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Hlum

Hlum- A Mixtured substance Of Jizz and spit(saliva) it is often mixed in a bitches mouth and sometimes though not appreciated not swallowed and dribbled out from the mouth.
"Bitch I know u aint gonna let that Hlum come out cha mouth and get on mah carpet!......Go ahead and lick that Hlum off mah mutha fuckin carpet i aint want no fuckin stains!
by Dave November 28, 2004
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cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004
mugGet the cock blockmug.

strapped

A slang term referring to be equipped with, particularly, firearms.
"Don't fuck with me. I'm strapped."
by Dave November 3, 2004
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