Definitions by dAVE

T-coat 

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

T-coat by Dave September 9, 2004

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

SAA by Dave September 9, 2004

Times 

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

Times by Dave September 9, 2004

balaclava 

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

balaclava by Dave September 9, 2004

USDoD 

Short for "United States Department of Defense".

"Otherwise known as the Pentagon."
-me

USDoD by Dave September 9, 2004

shemagh 

A traditional Arabian headwear that is able to cover up the face.

"What's a shemagh?"
"An Arabian headwear thing."
"Oh it's A-rabs? Fuck that shit."

shemagh by Dave September 9, 2004

Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

Pentagon by Dave September 9, 2004