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c-rats

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations
by Dave March 28, 2004
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burnded

To be burned like you never been burned before
Arrrrhhhhhhh. I womped ur ass, u got burnded like u never did before
by Dave January 16, 2004
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Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
by Dave December 9, 2004
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Gebummed

A mixture between the german past tense and the word bummed.
Dude i was Gebummed
by Dave June 4, 2003
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MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.
"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.
"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."
by Dave September 10, 2004
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tradesmans

shortened from tradesman's entrance.
another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.
Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch!

Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick.
by dave January 4, 2004
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