dAVE's definitions

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.

katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks

by dave February 13, 2004

Grady

A simpleton. Idiotic at best. Inbred moron.

You stupid Grady.
I hate you Grady.

by Dave December 14, 2004

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.

If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.

by Dave November 13, 2003