dAVE's definitions

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Micks

People who are of fairly strong Irish Descent. The word Mick is most generously used in the U.S Northest, primarly by Italians in Brooklyn.

Hey Tony, there are too many Micks in our club tonight. Lets bust some heads.

by Dave March 31, 2004

urmomahor

your mom is a skanky ass whore

damn yo, this kid is soo rude, he is such an urmomahor

by dave July 18, 2003

FIM-92

The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.

"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

.45acp

ACP = Auto Colt Pistol

The legendary, and common, caliber, used in handguns of wide varieties. The .45acp cartridge was chambered in the legendary Colt M1911A1 handgun, used by american infantry during WWII.

.45acp is used even today, for such guns like the H&K Mark 23 SOCOM, and H&K's USP's. .45acp is even the caliber for the Tommygun used in WWII, and today it is used in H&K's UMP submachine gun.

".45acp is powerful too. ^_^"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.

"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"

by Dave May 15, 2004