dAVE's definitions

der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

by Dave January 8, 2005

Axel F Theme

The melody that plays on occasion for the character Axel Foley, in the 80's movie by Eddie Murphy (actually he was related to the movie's production, but he DID play as Axel Foley) Beverly Hills Cop.
Genre is a type of funky technopop. Entirely instrumental.

"I remember growing up and this was one of the songs I heard. This song is just badass. ^_^"
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004

Peggy Bundy

A middle-aged woman who needs that big ass violated doggy-style in the worst way! Also see Al Bundy. Was probably as hot as Kelly at one time BUT she still has it goin'on!

That Peggy Bundy would be a hit with the boys in the "big house"

by dave November 27, 2003

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

by Dave September 10, 2004

c-rats

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

by Dave March 28, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.

Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.

by Dave December 9, 2004