dAVE's definitions

scab head

Scab head

flakey rat head

by dave September 6, 2003

diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 5, 2003

schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

by Dave August 11, 2005

bumberclut

A very fucking stupid person

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut

by dave June 24, 2003

excape

Future pronunciation of the word "escape". Sometimes this word is said by the same people who say the word "nuculer".

"Hit excape to go to the main menu."
-someone playing a computer game

by Dave March 18, 2004

panda'd

To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.

I panda'd this thread.

by Dave November 22, 2004