dAVE's definitions

Dubious

A smelly #2.

Hi mom, I just dropped a huge dubious. I think my bottom is bleeding.

by dave August 19, 2003

shagalot

Someone who shags a lot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot

by Dave July 8, 2003

ws

shorthand version of website.

ws.txt contains my favourite web links.

by dave March 15, 2005

Brother me into

The act of using ones race to coerce another of the same race into performing an action.

I cant believed he tried to "brother me into" a job

by Dave April 18, 2003

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

by dave May 13, 2005

soldier

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

by Dave November 7, 2004

standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004