Definitions by dAVE

Intel 

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

Intel by Dave September 10, 2004

FAS 

Federation of American Scientists.

They are an organization that has existed since the Manhattan Project. To this day they continue to exist for the sole purpose of providing YOU, the researcher, with information regarding all kinds of weapons from different nations as well as, given FAS's history, information on nuclear weapons and other WMD's.

"Please donate to the FAS."
-a little pop-up window that appears once in a while on the FAS website

FAS by Dave September 10, 2004

Project Babylon 

A secret Iraqi project that had the capability of lobbing heavy weapons upon Israel. This Project never saw the light of day because Israeli assassins put an end to it for the sake of their hard-earned homeland.

"Project Babylon isn't anything too fancy. Just another piece of artillery with long-range."
-me

Project Babylon by Dave September 10, 2004

Shaghad 

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

Shaghad by Dave September 9, 2004

Tselinoyask 

Supposedly spelt "Tselinoyarsk"; this is the location that will take place in the new Metal Gear Solid 3 game.

Tselinoya(r)sk is a mountainous, jungular region near the border of the Soviet Union.

Tselinoyask by Dave September 9, 2004

T-coat 

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

T-coat by Dave September 9, 2004

balaclava 

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

balaclava by Dave September 9, 2004