d-shiznit's definitions

Soapera

Soapera is another word for soap opera.

Did you see last nights soapera of "All my children"?

by d-shiznit December 29, 2004

atheist

Someone who says with their mouth that they have no god, but with their actions and attitude they worship themselves and thinks that anyone who disagrees is a complete moron.

Altough athiests love to shove the fact that "athiest" technically means without any god, the fact of the matter is that atheist worship themselves.

by D-Shiznit November 16, 2006

spellastard

A person who, instead of answering questions on Yahoo! Answers, posts corrections to their grammar or spelling, usually followed by ad-hominem attacks against them based on the imperfections therein.

I hate spellastards!

by D-Shiznit January 11, 2009

tatle tale

An insulting label to describe someone who actually *gasp* has the guts to stand up for what's right. Stop him before he spreads the real truth!

As kids, our parents discourage us from being tattle tales, but then they wonder why the crime rate is so high in our country. If we had more tattle tales, who knows? Maybe we could stop flooding our prisons with innocent people while the criminals roam the streets freely.

by D-Shiznit July 12, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST

After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}

by D-Shiznit June 5, 2005

cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

patriot

A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.

I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.

by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007