swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

ben wallace free throw

When you miss, or airball, a free throw. The Ben Wallace Free Throw is often confused with the Shaq Free Throw. The only difference in the two is that Shaq rarely airballs the fucking shot like Ben Wallace does.

(guy 1 airballs free throw)

Guy 2: "Man, you suck. That's the 12th Ben Wallace free throw you've shot all night."

by D-Miles August 13, 2006

man up

Be more brave. Step up.

Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Man up, muthafucka, man up.

by D-Miles October 01, 2006

j's

Short for jumpshots.

He's making those j's look easy from that range.

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 07, 2006

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006