Definitions by cut the cards

take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

take care of business by cut the cards November 26, 2022

bend for a friend 

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

bend for a friend by cut the cards November 24, 2022

you know who 

a shady character

Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.

Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.

you know who by cut the cards September 5, 2022

mop up 

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

mop up by cut the cards August 8, 2022

card trick 

When you run a playing card through your crack then give somebody the business with it.

Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.

card trick by cut the cards August 3, 2022