curtis meyer's definitions

Neverary 32nd

Never; A non-existant date

After the band split up, they members told the label their new album would be released Neverary 32nd,

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Snart

1. The noise created by sneexing and farting at the smae time.

2. The act of sneezing and farting at the same time; -ing; -ed

The sound of his snart turned all heads at the dinner table.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010

Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Miniscopic

Small, to the point of near invisibility; The opposite of "ginormous."(Comes from "miniscule" and "microscopic")

"She told me last night that my chances of getting her phone number were miniscopic."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Swagnificence

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010