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NILF 

Nigga I’d Like to Fuck

Basically a booty call that you’d like to have sex with regularly. To get classified as a NILF, he has to be black, have stamina, and be versatile in bed. PERIODT.

Oh girl, he’s fine. Who is that?

Oh that’s just my NILF.

Oh I would love that NILF to disrespect me in bed.

NILF by Cum Dumpster March 22, 2022

handjob magnet 

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

handjob magnet by cum dumpster March 20, 2016

scrumpets 

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

scrumpets by cum dumpster July 3, 2005