himility 

himility n. (himble, hermility, hermble) The ability to demonstrate and perceive that you are humble while being an egotistical, self centered, narcissistic megalomaniac. Synonmous with the feminine version. Hermility. AKA Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Adverb form Himbly and Hermbly.

Donald Trump graciously and himbly accepted the nomination for President from the National Rifle Association of Bigoted Xenophobic Americans for the Betterment of the World aka The Murica Party. His himility is something that has taken the nation by storm.

Donald Trump The Donald You're Fired Benghazi Bernie Sanders Rocks!!Everybody Matters

himility by cubano.fc March 22, 2016

Humility

True humility is to recognize your value and others value while looking up. It is to see there is far greater than ourself into who we can become, who others can become, and how much more we can do and be.

To be humble is to serve others and be for their good as well as your own

To be humble is to have a realistic appreciation of your great strengths, but also of your weaknesses

Moses is an example of a man possessing true humility. He realizes his grandeur and importance as a leader of an entire nation, but also looked up to something greater than himself in G-d and realized how much more there is than who we are.

Humility by HonorYourself September 7, 2012

False Humility 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his false humility to the clergy and laity just to gain attention.......as well as an attempt to control people's thoughts.

Come on Michael stop pretending with your false humility and piss off once and for all!!!

False Humility by Romiosini September 5, 2022

humility

Remaining teachable, knowing that you do not have all the answers.

I had to have a good sense of humility to listen to my teammate's advice, even though i have been playing baseball a lot longer than him.

humility by Ryan Maffett April 21, 2008

Humility

Literally translates from every language to Keanu Reeves

When you're worth over $100m, but take the subway, you have a lot of humility (Keanu Reeves)

Humility by Isx April 12, 2015

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY 

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY by Mars28 December 24, 2014

Humility

Being really good at something and knowing how good you are without feeling the need to announce it to the world.

Cant have much humility when your sitting around talking about how much humility you have.

Humility by arrogantass007 June 22, 2012