Definitions by cont78
nerd's nerd
A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.
A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
nerd's nerd by Cont78 August 3, 2011
screw me once fuck you twice
A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
screw me once fuck you twice by Cont78 July 25, 2011
Gay is the new fabulous!
a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.
b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"
b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"
Gay is the new fabulous! by Cont78 June 13, 2011
an arm, a leg and a vagina
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
an arm, a leg and a vagina by Cont78 December 19, 2010